WolfofWallStreet

Working stock research sales. Trying to become the next billionaire hedge fund manager. Ex-IFC Pres of a Pac 12 school. Enjoys beaches, golf, sunshine, happy hours, and his wife.

Member Since 08/07/2013

Spring Break In College vs. Spring Break Now

Jordan Belfort’s Application To Be The Bachelor

The Hierarchy Of White Elephant Gifts

Being written up to HR for saying, “Merry Christmas.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“So did you see the Alabama vs. Auburn game?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I haven’t seen my family in 2 years. We email each other now. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

10 Adult Things That I Suck At

Had two bowls of ice cream last night. Woke up in a cold sweat at 4am and dry heaved for an hour. My body prevents joy from entering my life in any form. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Going in early to finish up some work from yesterday, and spending the extra two hours surfing the internet. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not having the balls to online date, so instead you merely online flirt. PGP.

Post Grad Problems