A litany of HR infractions resulting in you being eskimo sisters with your boss. PGP.

At work, daydreaming about what I want to be when I grow up. PGP.

I’m gonna just ride the rest of this day out on the toilet. PGP.

1: “Hey! How are you?” 2. “Good. Nice weather, huh?” 1: “Yep!” 2: “Cool, bye.” PGP.

My boss forgot she wasn’t talking to her husband and accidentally said, “I love you,” to me on the phone last night. PGP.