Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

At this point, I’d rather have Lloyd’s job under Ari Gold. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Diary Of The Guy Who Writes Negative Reviews About Everything

This NYC Bakery Is Inventing New Ways To Get Plastered

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Guy Pulls More Girls On Tinder As A Cupcake Than As An Actual Human Being

I just melted into my chair.

These Guys Sang An 800-Year-Old Icelandic Hymn In A Subway Station, It Sounds Like Heaven

My roommates (parents) threw out my cigarettes. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Everything You Need To Throw Your “Mean Girls” 10 Year Anniversary Party

A Guide To Returning To Your Alma Mater During Commencement