Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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The “Jet Fuel” K-Cups are as close as I’ve gotten to a buzz in weeks. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spent an hour talking to our department SVP at happy hour last night. He introduced himself to me again this morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

How To Date A Jewish Guy

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

36 countries in 600 days. Amazing.

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