Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

How To Be Less Of A Douchebag Millennial

The 47 Most Offensively Stereotypical Things You Can Do As A White Person

What #TBT Should Really Look Like

Your Childhood Really Is Dead, There’s A Beanie Baby Taxidermist

BACK SEAT, WINDOWS UP…is how I arrive at work in my carpool. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

He also got up, finished the show and got stitches afterward. Rock ‘n roll.

Luke Bryan Fell Off The Stage While Performing A Macklemore Song For Some Reason

Our 15 Favorite Brunch Spots In America

It’s Official, Millennials Are The “Butt Generation”

The True Bad Boy’s Guide To The Gym

I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.

Post Grad Problems