I’ll take four Fireba–one vodka soda, splash of cran please. PGP.
A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.
Matthew McConaughey is a dick turd.
Shut it down. Just shut it all down. You can’t top this.
Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.
That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.
I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.