Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

I’ll take four Fireba–one vodka soda, splash of cran please. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Matthew McConaughey is a dick turd.

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Don’t Overlook The Simple Pleasures Of Life

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Shut it down. Just shut it all down. You can’t top this.

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Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

Post Grad Problems