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Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing.
Developing “monitor envy” when a coworker gets dual screens that are larger than your one. PGP.
I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.
Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.
Warmed the toilet seat for the company president today. Gave him a single pistol and said, “You’re welcome.” PGP.
“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”
Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.
Seeing three pregnancy photos in a row on my newsfeed is the best way to get me back to work. PGP.
I would fire every single person here without feeling bad if I was only given the chance. PGP.
Female sales reps that dress like they’ll do anything for the sale. PGP.