matchmitt 10 years ago on Started calling my supervisor "Pledge Master" because I swear he's hazing. No no no I didnt… But you can imagine what it would be like if I did! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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matchmitt 11 years ago on Do Girls Need To Approach Guys To Get A Date? You could always grab a guy by the balls and tell him what to do. However, you must obey the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal in order for that to work efficiently. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
matchmitt 11 years ago on 10 Adult Things That I Suck At That’s why this site is here, homie. Keep on fighting the good fight. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
matchmitt 11 years ago on Happy Friday. #PGP Not all of us can be straight shooters destined for middle management. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
matchmitt 11 years ago on Happy Friday. #PGP As casual the place may be… I did get spoken to about not wearing socks. My bad! -9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
matchmitt 11 years ago on This Is The Most Elaborate Proposal I've Ever Seen Your move, gays. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
matchmitt 12 years ago on A Corporate Drone Listening To Kanye’s New Album At Work Slow clap with tears. That was beautiful. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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No no no I didnt… But you can imagine what it would be like if I did!
Anyone try carnitas with barbacoa? Bliss.
yippy kay yay what?
You could always grab a guy by the balls and tell him what to do. However, you must obey the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal in order for that to work efficiently.
That’s why this site is here, homie. Keep on fighting the good fight.
Not all of us can be straight shooters destined for middle management.
As casual the place may be… I did get spoken to about not wearing socks. My bad!
Your move, gays.
Slow clap with tears. That was beautiful.