That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

When “eating healthy” is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

Dom Toretto lived his life a quarter mile at a time. I live mine a half gallon of milk at a time. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

That soul crushing moment when you realize the report you’ve been working on for the last month will be glanced at once. If you’re lucky. PGP.