Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

7 Unpopular Things You Should Start Doing After College

The Great Dave Matthews Debate

Not staying up to see the moon last night because you wouldn’t have been able to function at work today. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Headset hair. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Here’s A Drunk Jimmy Fallon Buying Shots For An Entire Bar In New York

4 Theme Parties You Can Still Throw

The PGP Friday Afternoon Playlist: 4/11

The title tells the story. This is the internet after all.

Drake Hits The Streets And Asks People About Drake, You Will Laugh

The faces tell the whole story.

There’s Nothing Like Guilt Tripping Your Dog