Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.

Replying, “Oh nothing much,” when unaware coworkers ask what’s new when it’s your last day with the company. PGP.

My boss started adding a question mark to his usual “See you Monday” farewell before the weekend. PGP.

Finally wakes up early enough to make a delcious lunch. Office has food catered. PGP.

The irony of being a divorce attorney on Tinder. PGP.

Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.