5OClockShadow

"Technically, Pablo Escobar was in sales."

Member Since 07/20/2013

I Can’t Wait to Be the Overly Competitive Little League Dad
Chipotle’s New Queso Is Actually Pretty Good
The NFL Sucks More Than Usual This Year
Neapolitan Pizza Is The Best Pizza And It’s Not Even Close
Art
Save The Yuppie Stereotype
I Love Star Wars, But I Have No Interest in Star Wars Sperrys
I'm Getting Old, But I Think I Can Still Hang
Kushner’s Statement On The Russian Lawyer Meeting Shows He’s Just Like Us (Kind of)
It's Time To Stop Putting Social Experiments On The Internet