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I’m Becoming A Cheap Wine Connoisseur

Is Staying Late At The Office Really That Bad?

I Can’t Wait To Be The Overly Competitive Little League Dad

Chipotle’s New Queso Is Actually Pretty Good

The NFL Sucks More Than Usual This Year

Neapolitan Pizza Is The Best Pizza And It’s Not Even Close

I Went To A Contemporary Art Party And This Is What I Saw

The Yuppie Stereotype Is Dying And We Need To Save It

I Love Star Wars, But I Have No Interest in Star Wars Sperrys

I’m Getting Old, But I Think I Can Still Hang