Empathizing with Gandhi when you have to wait until 12:45 for lunch. PGP.
“We need to get more granular…” PGP.
Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.
No boss, work when you want, get a nice tan…suddenly being homeless doesn’t look all that bad. PGP.
Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.
There are few things in life I hate more than being introduced to new coworkers from other departments. PGP.
1: “Why the shit do we have work tomorrow?” 2: “On the plus side, traffic will be light.” PGP.
“I wish they’d let us work outside today!” PGP.
Awkwardly waiting in line at the water cooler as the office fitness freak fills up her 30 gallon water bottle. PGP.
Moving the Snapchat text area to strategically block out your double chin. PGP.