Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn. PGP.

Managed to lock myself out of the house this morning. In the pouring rain. Happy Monday to me. PGP.

I relate more to “Seinfeld” than any other show on television. PGP.

I’m a Jets fan. It only adds to the torture of Mondays. PGP.

I used ZzzQuil and a white noise app to fall asleep last night. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.

Genuinely excited to spend the night in my pajamas watching Netflix. PGP.