My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

Porterhouse Taste, flank budget. PGP. #respectthesteak

Found out the CFO can directly see my computer screen; has been for 9 months. Prob seeing me write this

“I’m not getting married until everybody can get married.”

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.