Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

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“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

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My coworkers put a fart machine in my office and then sent the hot intern in to see me for April Fools’ Day. PGP.

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