Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

Spending Sunday looking for the fire alarm that is making noise. PGP

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“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

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Writing “meh” on someone’s application while conducting an interview.

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The message is there. Execution could not have been worse. Pretty sure this guy is playing conservative because all of his friends are liberals. Goddamn hipsters.

The GOP’s Ad Campaign Targeting Hipsters Is Painfully Bad

My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.

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A Response To That Letter You Wrote Your Future Self In Fifth Grade

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.

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Checking In On Your SimCity City That’s Been Abandoned For 10 Years

Putting on headphones that aren’t even plugged into anything in order to avoid office discourse. PGP.

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