The notification of the meeting you’re supposed to be in interrupting your fantasy line-up research. PGP
The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee
It’s 10:30am and I’ve already hit my Pandora skip limit. PGP.
I’m writing the code for the program that will automate my job. What is job security?
Sizing up your boss in meetings, wondering if you could take him in a fight.
Rehearsing your quitting speech during the morning commute. Every morning.
Dedicating the hour before your boss comes in to playing on your phone. PGP.
Calculating your net-income from time spent in the bathroom. PGP.
Doing a fast food audit of your bank account. PGP.
Leaving an acceptance letter from another company in your current company’s fax machine. PGP.