The Sunday Scaries last until Friday afternoon these days. PGP.
Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.
Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.
1: “Can we take this offline?” 2: “No.” PGP.
Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.
1: “Did you already eat lunch?” 2: “Yeah.” 1: “Do you want to go to Chili’s anyway?” 2: “Yeah.” PGP.
I only smoke when I work. PGP.
When the quality of your weekend hinges on the Coinstar at Safeway being fixed, you start to rethink some of your life choices. PGP.
The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.