swimshady

I enjoy doing nothing while doing things. Binge watcher by day, sleeper by night. The world may be your oyster but it will give you food poisoning.

Member Since 08/30/2013

My ex is stalking me on Linkedin.

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Spent the day getting lost in a House Hunters marathon… PGP.

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Can I have a raise? “No, also I need you to stay late and come in on Saturday to process that.” PGP.

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Just doing whatever because it’s busy season and they can’t afford to fire you. PGP.

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If one more person says ‘reach out’ I’m going to reach my hand down their neck and pull out their balls. PGP.

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I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

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Feeling dirty because I cheated on Netflix with Amazon Prime, even though I don’t pay for either. PGP.

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Gas, oil and check engine light came on in the same day. I don’t get paid for another week. PGP.

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Getting a “Your account balance fell below $25 dollars” email twice in the same week. PGP.

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