careerbobcat

Member Since 03/21/2014

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

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I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.

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Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP

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I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP

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