Finally got an office…it used to be a closet. PGP

Divorced before 30. PGP

The “Can I get your John Hancock on this?” for paperwork requiring a signature. PGP

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

Thinking about starting a blog. PGP

“We should own a bar!” PGP

The sun is out for the first time in a month and I have one of the few windows in the office. People won’t stop bothering me. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.

Watching “Elf” over MNF because that’s what the wife wants. PGP.

‘Tis the season to lie to my family about how much I make. PGP.