Being too smart for Black Friday, but too poor to pass it up. PGP.

“I just got a call that my apartment is flooded” -Everyone in my office who just left early. PGP.

Utilizing clock management on Friday afternoons. PGP.

Running out the clock. PGP.

Actually listening to NPR instead of just telling people you do. PGP.

My wife is my best friend. PGP.