Figured out I can spend the first hour and ten minutes of my work day doing absolutely nothing and no one notices. Not sure if PGP or PGPowermove….

Recognizing someone’s shoes underneath the stall divider. #PGP

Going after the “low hanging fruit.” Both in business and in pleasure. PGP.

Having to walk down four floors to the next closest bathroom since your floor is all women, and everyone knows why you aren’t using the bathroom on your floor. PGP.

Today I reported someone for smoking in a non-smoking area. At the age of 24, I have officially sold out. PGP

I clogged the toilet in the large stall today. PGPM

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the men planning to “put a ring on it” this month. PGP.

I really enjoy being surrounded by sick coworkers who could work remotely but can’t grasp technology

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

First three day weekend since Christmas and it rained all three days. PGP.