Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me but they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Pretty sure the office receptionist is spying on me while the boss is away.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.