Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

“He’s middle-management material.” PGP.

I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.