Recognizing your coworker’s cars on the way into work. PGP.

Sent from my iPhone.

I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Fake it till you make it. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Chasing Tylenol with coffee. PGP.