Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

Taxes and Coffee. PGP.

Staying up to watch your team get no-hit. PGP.

7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

My wife is forcing me to get a vasectomy. PGP

Mint.com considered my $40 dinner a “large transaction”.

I bought a nice blender, and that shit has changed my life. PGP

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.