Left dead-end job for law school. Best decision of the year was still switching from my iron to a steamer. PGP.

Following the demise of Johnny D from IL to TX. PGP.

Switch cell phone providers to save money, now my office bathroom doesn’t get signal.

An iPhone working in an Android office…

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

I now have preset AM radio stations

Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years

Pretty sure the office receptionist is spying on me while the boss is away.