Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP