Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

Which City Has The Best (Or Worst) Bang For Your Buck In America?

7 Unexpected Realizations You’ll Have When You Move Back Home

Don’t Overlook The Simple Pleasures Of Life

Don’t test him, he’ll do it.

Graduation Season Is Just Another Reminder That You Don’t Really Miss School

42 Signs You’ve Lost Your Last Shreds Of Self-Respect

Stop rubbing it in.

Twitter And Instagram Accounts You Need To Follow NOW

1: “It could definitely use another set of eyes.” 2: “I have poor vision.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Which State Do Residents Want to GTFO? It Might Surprise You