Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

I got a significantly different haircut today. Midday. No one noticed. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

This NYC Bakery Is Inventing New Ways To Get Plastered

A Guide To Returning To Your Alma Mater During Commencement

This Perfectly Sums Up The Problem With Student Debt in America

The looks of pity you get when someone catches you making a PB&J in the kitchen. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

4 Theme Parties You Can Still Throw

This Mirror Takes Selfies For You

This Is The Dating App That Might Dethrone Tinder

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Teaming Up Again for the Greater Good of Humanity