Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

I Demoted Myself To An Unpaid Intern, Here’s What I Learned

Having to zoom in on a webpage. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

BOYS KEEP OUT: Cabs For The Ladies Come To NYC

How To Be Less Of A Douchebag Millennial

What #TBT Should Really Look Like

What Your Sunglasses Say About You

How to Avoid Being An Asshole Bandwagon Fan When It Comes To The World Cup

Your Childhood Really Is Dead, There’s A Beanie Baby Taxidermist

My mom is currently on the phone with the mechanic because I have no idea what to say to them when it comes to fixing my car. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s Official, Millennials Are The “Butt Generation”