The office is having a party on my last day. It’s to welcome the fall interns. PGP.

Boss said I could wear shorts on casual Friday. Then he set the AC to 62. PGP.

Texting my mom at work to ask her the most professional way to quit. PGP.

Hot new intern stopped by to introduce herself. HR stopped by to give me a preemptive warning. PGP.

Is it too early to Tinder at my desk? PGP.

Coming out of a meeting with a new title, more responsibility, and the exact same pay. PGP.

Getting yelled at for not responding to an email your boss forgot to send in the first place. PGP.

Your fictional allergies “acting up” every time you’re noticeably hungover at work. PGP.

My mind is so far away from work that I’m bordering on an out-of-body experience. PGP.