Referring to customers by their characteristics, not by their names. PGP.

Buying everyone donuts so they’ll think that was the reason you were late. PGP.

Alcohol tolerance is down, caffeine tolerance is up. PGP.

Going from checking out the girls at the mall to checking out girls’ moms at the mall. PGP.

Only excitement I get out of spring break is the better parking at my apartment complex. #pgp

Getting an email from your boss that contains 4 sentences and 16 exclamation points.