Looking across the office at weird angles to see at what point your boss can see your monitor. PGP.

Perfecting the least noticeable route to your desk so no one sees you sneak in 10 minutes late. PGP.

Thoughts of “Oh fuck, now what?” when your office phone rings. PGP.

“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.

Getting the broken chair in the meeting room that leans back way too far. PGP.

I’m gonna save this money so hard. PGP.

I will not be making it rain anytime in the foreseeable future. PGP.

Your house not having any furniture because you spent all your money buying the damn place. PGP.

Celebrating the end of your 2-mile run like you’re Rocky Balboa. PGP.

A 12-year-old on Jeopardy just won more than I make in a year. PGP.