Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

I seriously haven’t done a fucking thing today. PGP.

Bragging in your cover letter e-mail about your impeccable attention to detail and then noticing a typo after you’ve sent it. PGP.

“Please remain on the line, a representative will be on the line with you shortly. Your call is very important to us.” PGP.

Taking vitamins. PGP.

Welcomed back from vacation with a full voicemail and 200 emails. PGP.

Having a work outfit already in your car for those Friday mornings you’re hungover and running late. PGP.

Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.

Single-ply toilet paper in the stall. PGP.

Actually caring about your credit score. PGP.