Reminiscing over your college glory days via Facebook on a Saturday night. PGP.

Shaving at night so that you can hit snooze in the morning. PGP.

Getting anxiety from wondering why you have so much anxiety. PGP.

When your birthday is during the workweek. PGP.

Web-based training. PGP.

Maybe I should get a life coach. PGP.

Actually getting a mood boost from Facebook likes, Instagram likes, and re-tweets. PGP.

Not being an astronaut. PGP.

Being optimistic about lottery tickets. PGP.

Using a restroom on a different floor to avoid running into any coworkers. PGP.