Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

The follow-up to the follow-up. PGP

“How you doing this morning? It looks like you don’t want to be here.” -Becky from HR. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

My friends are getting engaged and buying homes. I still sleep in an extra-long twin bed. PGP.

Coffee breath and busted brackets.

Using better grammar in tweets than in client emails. PGP.

Mastering the art of the passive-aggressive email. PGP.

“Busy work” being your only work. PGP.