Not looking forward to my coworkers ‘Dabbing’ this week. PGP
Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP
Between email, phone and in person, I’ve used the same ‘Enjoy the Holidays’ salutation nearly 50 times today. PGP.
Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.
Second in command, on a two-person team. PGP.
I don’t know what it’s like to be fat, but I’m awfully close to finding out. PGP.
Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.
Rosterbating at work. PGP.
Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.
Wishing you received more emails just to have a sense of purpose. PGP.