Not being able to read your boss’s handwriting. PGP.

When the most athletic thing you do all day is side-stepping a coworker to avoid an office collision. PGP.

Living less young, not nearly as wild, and hardly free. PGP.

“Why don’t you grab a desk in the bullpen?” PGP.

Shamelessly rocking dress socks at the gym. PGP.

Job relocation forcing you to abandon your “no new friends” policy. PGP.

“…and a Diet Coke.” PGP.