Being genuinely shocked when your office pool didn’t win the Power Ball #PGP

“Yeah, but they’re not going to get to keep all that money. A lot of it will go to taxes.” PGP.

My manager refers to us as consultants, my paycheck does not. PGP

There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

My desk just got moved to the storage room in the basement

No better way in spreading low office morale than discussing with your coworkers about the possibility of becoming a billionaire and affirming everyone hates it there.

The 60 seconds it takes for my Keurig machine to turn on each morning is hell.

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

Still numb from that missed kick.