My internet at home is better than my office’s internet. PGP.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.

An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.