Flirting with the UPS guy because he’s the only attractive man you see at work. PGP.

Getting caught staring out the window, looking like a “puppy that can’t wait to get outside.” PGP.

1: “It’s all downhill from here.” 2: “No it isn’t.” 1: “No, no it isn’t.” PGP.

I can’t wait to “Throwback Thursday” this job. PGP.

Those nights when “dinner” is half a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, a row of Thin Mints, and a full serving of shame. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.