Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

Font is getting smaller and smaller. I’m considering buying a pair of reading glasses. PGP.

Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.

Leaving the office “early,” two hours after everyone else. PGP.

When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.