Neighborhood garage sale is this weekend. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

Being expected to work on vacation. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

My 30th birthday will fall on a Monday. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.