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My 11-year-old cousin gets more Instagram likes than I do. PGP.
Forgetting your work computer password after a long weekend and getting locked out. PGP.
The only napkins in my house are from Chipotle. PGP.
Getting to the point where I can’t ignore my lactose intolerance anymore. PGP.
“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.
My ex’s ex is dating my other ex. PGP.
Didn’t talk to a single high school friend while home for vacation. PGP.
Considered extending my cross country business trip but decided against because I have no friends there. PGP
Great, I’ll circle back shortly.
My workout today was jogging to the Chinese takeout place.