Planning your new life around the job you just interviewed for only to not get the job. PGP.

Working from home today. Boss never said yes to the telecommute request, but he also never said no. PGPowerMove.

Threw up in an Uber. At 4 PM. On a Sunday. After Brunch. PGP.

The woman next to me brought fucking spaghettios and is eating them at 8 a.m. I’m going to throw up. PGP.

I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

Bought a large bag of wings for $10 and had them for dinner everyday this week. PGP.

My mom ignored my call yesterday. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Getting my cubicle downgraded to a trading desk layout. PGP.