Boss went on paternity leave this week. His entire workload was given to me. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Didn’t get the job. So the three month job search continues. PGP.

Being more invested in the lives of “This Is Us” characters than my own personal life. PGP.

I’ve texted more with my boss in the last two days than anyone else. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

My right knee is beginning to tell me the weather. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

I’ve been “trying to start that show” for like 6 months now. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.